if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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