scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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