I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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