jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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