he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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