worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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