Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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