I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
please come you make the beer taste better
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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