Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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