she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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