Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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