i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
