Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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