idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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