I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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