You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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