Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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