I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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