sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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