piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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