No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
How naked do you want me to be?
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