just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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