I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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