Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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