I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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