is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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