***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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