In the future we'll all be gay
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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