Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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