doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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