we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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