these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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