Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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