ugly people sure do ruin things
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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