Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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