New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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