Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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