you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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