Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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