We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I have feelings that need drinking.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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