New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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