Duck Duck Cougar?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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