i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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