He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
