How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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