do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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