i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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