Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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