Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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