Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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