marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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