When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
