Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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