I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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